We have been discussing about serious math topics and problems for a long time. We also need some rest from that. So today we can have some math jockes.

Here we go.

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?

A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any eps1ilin >0!"

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: `I've told you *n* times, I've told you *n*+1 times...'

Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween?

A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancee when he wants to propose?

A: A polynomial ring!

Two math students, a boy and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferries wheel when it shuts down.

The boy says: "It's a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!"

The girl replies: "No - it's a cosin, silly!!!"

Labels: Math Humour